If you’ve ever said “noted” while absolutely not changing a single thing — welcome.
You’re exactly who Dark Roast — The Worn Edit was made for.
Dark Roast is our quiet rebellion.
The collection for people who attend meetings about meetings, reply “per my last email,” and emotionally survive the workday one sip at a time.
Because Coffee Deserves Backup ☕🖤It’s not loud.
It’s not try-hard.
It’s just… accurate.
What Is the Dark Roast Collection?
Dark Roast is our signature office-humor line — starting with mugs and now fully worn.
The Worn Edit takes the most unspoken thoughts from corporate life and prints them where they belong: on your sweatshirt.
Think:
“Noted.”
“Meetings About Meetings.”
“Per My Last Email.”
Clean typography. Neutral tones. Inside jokes only.
No explaining required.
Why Every Sweatshirt Comes With a Free Mug
Because coffee is part of the uniform.
Every Dark Roast sweatshirt includes a free 11oz Dark Roast mug, automatically added to your order — no codes, no math, no stress.
Why?
Because emotional support should be bundled.
And because one mug is never enough.
(While supplies last, obviously. Even sarcasm has limits.)
Who This Collection Is For
Dark Roast is for:
Corporate or everyday girlies/gents
Remote workers on mute
Managers who get it
Anyone who drinks coffee before responding to emails
If your work personality lives somewhere between “polite” and “internally screaming,” this collection already knows you.
Why Dark Roast Keeps Showing Up on TikTok (and Now Google)
This collection went viral because it feels real.
It’s not novelty.
It’s not loud humor.
It’s quiet, relatable, scroll-stopping honesty — the kind people screenshot and send to their group chat with “this is so you.”
And now?
Google’s picking it up too.
Because humor + clarity + consistency = discoverability.
Final Sip
Dark Roast isn’t just something you drink.
It’s something you wear.
Shop Dark Roast — The Worn Edit and let your outfit say what you’re thinking — so you don’t have to.
✨ Includes a free mug.
✨ Zero effort required.
✨ Fully office-approved (emotionally, at least).